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THE BODY EROTIC RITUAL
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Not a party. Not a free-for-all. Not what you think…
…and exactly what your body has been curious about.

This is where things get interesting.

You’ve done boring, you've parted, you've had super hot times and super boring times but you haven't experienced this.
You’ve done “just a massage.”
You’ve done going through the motions.

You've played 

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This… is different.

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The Body Erotic Ritual is the evolved, hotter, more charged version of Touch Lab — where structure meets desire, and curiosity meets permission.

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Yes, it’s clothing optional.


No, it’s not chaos... maybe a little later on.  it's designed, held, organised, messy, energised chaos.

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It’s precision, consent, anticipation,  tension… so much tension and release, install.  Over and over and over again.

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Let’s be clear…
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Before anything gets delicious, it gets disciplined.  The practice session. 

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We begin with a fully guided, clothed experience — learning how to:

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  • Move around within the structure

  • Meet everyone here

  • Feel safe to let go 

  • Ask for exactly what you want

  • Give touch that actually lands

  • Hold boundaries without killing the mood

  • Feel what’s happening in your body (not just perform - definitely no performing pleasure.  Experiencing, absorbing, playing with pleasure - absolutely!)

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Then…

We pause.
We breathe.
We eat.
We recalibrate.

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There will be a break 5 -6 where you can stay onsite (I will supply some food & soft drink) or head out onto Beaufort Street eateries.  Replenish, rest.  

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And then we step into the erotic ritual space.

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What unfolds next?
At 7pm arrive back here replenished, curious, and ground.  This is now a ritual space.  Ticket holders will be given specific instructions regarding entering and what to bring into this space.
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​This is where the energy shifts.

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  • The music gets louder

  • The room gets warmer

  • The rules stay the same

  • The bodies… respond differently

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You’ll move through structured triads again - Now you know everyone, know you know the space, the structure, the rhythm of the space:

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  • Receiver — fully in charge

  • Giver — exquisitely attentive

  • Witness — present, grounded, powerful

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And yes…
You will rotate, kind of - .

No hiding. No hovering. No lurking in the corner pretending you’re “just watching.”

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Let’s address the elephant in the room…

“Is this a sex party?”

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No.

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If that’s what you’re looking for, you’ll be disappointed, however there will be an AFTER PARTY for selected guests..

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This is a ritual space. 


where arousal is explored, not taken.
where consent is sexy, not awkward.
where what happens is exactly what is asked for… and nothing more.

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Who is this for?
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  • People bored of mechanical, disconnected intimacy

  • People craving touch and eroticism without agenda or attachment

  • People ready to feel more… with or without losing control

  • People curious about their own arousal, edges, and patterns

  • People who know there’s more to sex than friction and finish lines

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Or simply…

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People who are done being jack-rabbited 

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What makes this space different?
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Because most people:

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  • Have never been taught how to ask for touch

  • Don’t know how to give without guessing

  • Confuse intensity with connection

  • Have never actually been received properly

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Here, we change that.

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Every round includes:

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  • Clear negotiation (yes, you’ll use your words and or actions)

  • 20 minutes of focused, requested touch

  • Defined roles (no confusion, no awkward fumbling)

  • Full debrief and integration

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First round: curious, exploratory, contained
Second round: charged, expressive, alive

Boundaries (aka what makes this actually hot)
  • Consent is ongoing and can change at any time

  • “No” is immediate, respected, and final

  • You only touch what is explicitly requested

  • You only receive from who you choose

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Control and surrender… done properly.

A note on dynamics
  • Single men are vetted and limited

  • Women are prioritised for balance

  • Couples are welcome — but this is an individual experience

  • You will not stay glued to your partner

Yes… that’s intentional.

What about just watching?

Nope.

Witnessing is active, not passive.
Helpers are working — holding the container, not indulging curiosity.

This is not voyeurism.

Expect…
  • Laughter

  • Nerves

  • Unexpected reactions in your body

  • Moments of “oh… that’s new”

  • And possibly… a completely different relationship with touch​​

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​​​​Practicalities
  • You must arrive on time — late entry is not permitted

  • Tickets are pre-approved only

  • This is a guided container, not a drop-in space

  • Limited places to maintain quality and safety

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Arrive at 2pm for a 2:15pm start

Break 4 - 5 You may either stay at the venue downstairs ( I'll supply some food) or 

have drinks and eats on Beaufort Street.

Body Erotic Ritual  Starts Finishes at 5 

Body Erotic Ritual Finishes at 8:00pm 

There will be an after party for VIP guests from 8pm onwards ..

Investment
  • Solo: $175

  • Couples: $250

  • Girlfriends: $150

(Yes, women get a better deal. Balance matters.)

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Final word…

You don’t need experience.
You don’t need confidence.
You don’t need to “be good at this.”

You just need to be…

curious & confident enough to step in.

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People who have completed classes with us may go ahead and book tickets.  If you haven't worked with me prior, please filll out the 'New People'  form below first and an invite will be sent if you are a good fit. 

People who want to improve how they communicate through touch, understand what their body responds to, and learn to give touch that is actually received.

 

2 ladies booking together receive a reduced rate.

 

👉 Limited places to maintain a safe and high-quality experience

 

FAQs 

 

What if I don't want to participate?

 

This is a consent only space, everyone rotates through stages. It is not possible to only do one stage, however participants will be guided according to their comfort levels. No is always no . 

 

Can I help and watch?

 

Helpers are super busy raising enegy and attending to participants. Helpers don't participate in touch. This is not a voyeuristic space. Helpers are there to actively & consciously hold safe space for participants. It is not a passive role.

 

Do I get to touch other people?

 

Only the people that request it on the table in your triad and only what they request, exactly.

 

What's the point of witnessing?

 

This is not about being a voyeur. Conscious witnessing with presence provides incredible learning to the witness, provides containment to the person on the table, support for the giver. Witnessing is powerful. 

 

Can I ask for any touch?

 

If it's your turn on the table and the giver consents then yes

 

What kind of touch do I ask for?

 

This is a creative space, get creative, try something new 

 

 

What if I change my mind?

 

It's perfectly fine. A load of information, practising, Q&As will happen prior. There will be many options.

 

Who gets to touch me?

 

Only who you choose, how you choose.

 

Can I only work with my partner?

 

We work in triads so there will be times when partners are in a different triad. We encourage this discussion prior. 

 

Is this open to all sexualities, representations, abilities and gender?

 

Yes, let us know if there are any limitations so we may accommodate accordingly.

 

Is it noisy?

 

Yes! The second part of this ritual is high energy, loud music, much noise. If you are sensitive to noise and still want to participate - we suggest bring headphones and discuss body language consent practices with your triad.

 

I have a disability can I still attend?

 

We want to make this accessible to everyone. Let us know by email what your challenges are and how we can assist.

 

 

Do you accept cash on the door?

 

No. Tickets only to registered and then invited guests

 

Can I arrive later?

 

That is a hard no. The space including all participants build a safe container early, once this is established, new people entering interrupts that safe container. No entry after event has started.

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